It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…it is not what you think – it is a cup of tea!

 

This is a great, simple text message to start a conversation. Plus it’s flirty thanks to the winking smiley face. Win, win situation here!

 

I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.

 

A guy’s point of view sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven, So let us begin……..

 

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.thank you for being the pee in my pants……….

 

Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A: As per Air Force Act 1957 ALL types of missiles should be hidden DURING peace time.

 

I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around.

 

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice.

 

Just though you ought to know…Your body makes me putty in your arms.

 

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an inquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.