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It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…it is not what you think – it is a cup of tea!

 
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Posted by on November 5, 2015 in Dirty Text Messages

 

This is a great, simple text message to start a conversation. Plus it’s flirty thanks to the winking smiley face. Win, win situation here!

 
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Posted by on November 26, 2014 in Dirty Text Messages

 

I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.

 
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Posted by on November 26, 2014 in Dirty Text Messages

 

A guy’s point of view sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven, So let us begin……..

 
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Posted by on September 3, 2012 in Dirty Text Messages

 

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.thank you for being the pee in my pants……….

 
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Posted by on September 3, 2012 in Dirty Text Messages

 

Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A: As per Air Force Act 1957 ALL types of missiles should be hidden DURING peace time.

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2012 in Dirty Text Messages

 

I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around.

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2012 in Dirty Text Messages