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Posted by on November 5, 2015 in Funny Text Messages

 

TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America . SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Sarah

 
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Posted by on November 26, 2014 in Funny Text Messages

 

Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
.
.
.
.
.
Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

 
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Posted by on November 26, 2014 in Funny Text Messages

 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

 
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Posted by on September 3, 2012 in Funny Text Messages

 

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
You are so beautiful.

 
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Posted by on September 3, 2012 in Funny Text Messages

 

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

 
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Posted by on July 20, 2012 in Funny Text Messages

 

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

 
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Posted by on July 20, 2012 in Funny Text Messages