True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

 

TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America . SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Sarah

 

Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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.
.
.
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Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

 

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
You are so beautiful.

 

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

 

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

 

We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.

 

You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

 

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.